Illustrator...blegh!

So I've been messin with Illustrator for about a week now, and I have come to the conclusion thaaat...I still like Photoshop.

Fortunately my lil' bro is an Illustrator novice in need of Photoshop assistance, so we're makin' trades. But tell me, why the hell does he do something, and it works for him, and then when I repeat these actions - no dice. A big fat grrr to you, Adobe Illustrator.

Illustrator hates me, and I hate it back.

Here's hopin' we can work out our differences.